Ah Beng and Ah Lok’s bosses were  talking over coffee one day and  Ah Beng’s boss said to his friend"Hey I tell you, my driver Ah Beng is really stupid... you don't believe? Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.

Ah Beng’s boss turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." Ah Lok’s boss replied and said ,"That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ah Lok. "Ah Lok, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ah Lok said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."

Later on, Ah Beng said to Ah Lok, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"

Ah Lok  replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home.... He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah, bodoh !!!!"