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"An Ah Beng a day keeps the doctors away"

Title: At the maternity ward expecting his first child
Date: 07-Jan-2008

Ah Beng , Ah Lok and Ah Piow were all in a waiting room at the maternity ward. All three of them were anxiously expecting their first child.  After half an hour, a doctor appeared and congratulated Ah Lok. “Congratulations,  Ah Lok, you have a pair of twins.”  Ah Lok was so excited and said, “This is great. I always wanted twins. Now I have two in one. Just by coincidence, I happen to work at the  Petronas Twin Towers.

 

After a few minutes, a second doctor appeared and congratulated Ah Piow  and said, “Congratulations, Ah Piow, you have triplets”. Ah Piow  was all excited and said, “Wow! Triplets. That will be a lot of diapers to wash. But I always wanted three in one and here I get all at one go. Just by coincidence, I happen to work in TV3 (TV TIGA)”.

 

While Ah Lok and Ah Piow  was celebrating the good news, Ah Beng fainted. So they had to call a doctor to revive Ah Beng. When Ah Beng was finally revived, the doctor asked him, “Ah Beng , is everything alright with you ? Do you have heart problems or high blood pressure ? Ah Beng replied, “ No I am perfectly well. But I am just a bit nervous now since  I work at 7-11”.

 



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