Ah Beng wanted to earn some pocket money and so got a job to paint a bungalow belonging to a very rich man. The rich man told Ah Beng, “ I want you to paint all the porches in the house”. The bungalow was a large one and has many porches. After half and hour, Ah Beng finished his assignment and spoke to the owner. “Boss, I have finished the job”. The rich man was surprised that Ah Beng had completed the job so quickly and promptly paid him.

On the way out, Ah Beng shouted to the rich man , “Boss, that one not porche lah, it is a fellali”