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"An Ah Beng a day keeps the doctors away"

Title: In prison
Date: 07-Jan-2008

Ah Beng  and his friends committed some offences and were sent to jail for 2 weeks.  Each were allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while in prison.  On the bus, Ah Beng asked his friend, "So, what did you bring?"
His friend pulled out a box of paints and said  he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Picasso of the Pudu Jail."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin. Any number of games."
Ah Beng, was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
Ah Beng then pulled out a box of KITKATS. "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"  Ah Beng grinned and pointed to the box and said, " It says here we can take a break …so after eating, the guards will give us a break loh”.

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