Ah Beng was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his girl friend Ah Lian sneaks up behind him and wacks his head with a huge frying pan ."Aiyoh! What was that for?" Ah Beng asked. She replied, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Ah Ching written on it?"
Ah Beng says, "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Ah Ching was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
Ah Lian believed Ah Beng and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later Ah Beng was once again sitting in his chair reading and Ah Lian repeats the frying pan swatting. "What's that for this time?" Ah Beng asked. Ah Lian answered, "Wah! Your horse just called you on the phone!"