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Title: Frozen gravity
Date: 07-Jan-2008

Ah Beng was in New Zealand and was discussing with a Russian and Canadian about how cold their countries were. The Russian said, "It is so cold in Russia  that when you pour a drink, the water is changed to ice immediately. So you have to warm the cup before you can drink".

 

The Canadian said, "That is nothing. In Canada, it is so cold that when we speak, our words are frozen and become ice in the air. So we have to take the ice and heat it up before we can hear the words.

Ah Beng listened curiously and was determined not to be left out of the conversation. So Ah Beng said,
"That is nothing. In New Zealand,  it  so cold  that when the sheep jumped over the fence, they were
all frozen. So you had all the sheep frozen over the fence.

But the Canadian and Russian were not impressed. So the Russian said, "Ah Beng, you are not telling the truth. How can the sheep be suspended in the air ? Gravity will definitely pull them down. So Ah Beng replied, "Aaaaiiiiihyah……even the gravity also  frozen mah ".



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